User:Some pseudo-random dude

0.{\bar {9}}

=1

This user knows that 0.9...(repeating) is exactly 1 and can prove it, but wishes that other people could understand it the way he does.

This user knows how to travel 1 mile due south, due east, then due north and end up where they started.^†

Either this user isn't a logician or this sentence is false.

LM

This user thinks that the U.S. Army should have used the Lamborghini Cheetah instead of the Humvee.

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OH SHI–

KH

This user is the one who will open the door.

This user misses Pluto. May its planethood rest in peace.

This user is interested in nanotechnology.

X

This user believes that the truth is right in front of you. It's all in the X-files.

X

Even if this user knew for certain, this user wouldn't change a thing... well, except for that Flukeman thing. This user could have lived without that, just fine.

CSI

This user follows the evidence.

MONK

This user's fear of editing Wikipedia comes right after his fear of spiders. No, before strange dogs. No, no, no. Before cows, but after dust.

KH2

This user has gone into final form.

This user is a hoopy frood who really knows where their towel is.

This user reads the horror works of the master H. P. Lovecraft.

Quoth this user, “Nevermore”.

AF	This user will work harder, and thinks Napoleon is always right.

This user is interested in the Great Old One.

This user's Patronus is a velociraptor.

6×9=42

This user jokes in base 13.

Big Brother is watching this user.

This user has just crossed into...
The Twilight Zone.

C

This user watches
The Colbert Report.

A
S

This user is a fan of MythBusters's
Adam Savage

M
B

GD

This user is an American Idiot.

C

This user owns a copy of Stone Temple Pilots' Core.

W

This user owns a copy of the 1994 version Weezer's self-titled album.

This user is proud to be a nerd, although they prefer not to brag and often go(es) incognito without a pocket protector.

This user's news source is The Onion.

This user uses Google as a primary search engine.

This user uses Wikipedia as a primary point of reference.