User:Affinity likely/Affinity likely Descriptive User Boxes

This user is aware of how silly this huge table looks on their user page, but acknowledges that its real purpose is twofold: statistics and standardization.

I am

This user supports equal rights for queer people. This user is of French ancestry. This user will always have Paris.

This user participates in WikiProject Christianity. This user participates in WikiProject Star Wars. This user is a participant in WikiProject LGBTQ+ studies. Talk | To do | Alerts | Watchlist

XThis user is a member of Generation X. This user is NOT known for taking themself too seriously. BB This user is on a mission from God.

This user is a native of Louisiana.LA Fear does not exist in this user's dōjo! This user has always depended on the kindness of strangers.

This user is an Indiana Jones fan. This user is a Wikipedian in Canada. 2°This user has two academic degrees.

This user can lick their own elbow. This user is a history buff. This user is interested in religion as an anthropological and historical phenomenon.

This user respects the beliefs and religions of others. This user is a Christian pilgrim. ... in.Ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which this user will not put.

This user lives in Calgary, but is not from here. Like almost everyone else in this city. CBCThis user is a CBC Radio fanatic. This user is inked.ʰ

I enjoy

This user maintains a Facebook profile. This user uses WordPress. This user is a Monty Python fan.

This user is interested in The Jedi Order. My ally is the Force. And a powerful ally it is. This user loves knowledge. This user enjoys cooking.

This user will eat fish raw. Here fishy, fishy, fishy. This user will eat Green Eggs and Ham for Easter dinner but not on Fridays in Lent, or Ash Wednesday. This user is a committed flexitarian.

This user prefers unflavoured live yoghurt. This user eats biltong. This user prefers dark chocolate

This user drinks rice milk This user prefers fair trade coffee. This user drinks alcohol.

This user enjoys classical music. This user has a keen interest in physics. This user is interested in the natural sciences.

I take photographs with Nikon equipment This user really enjoys dark and stormy nights. This user admires all expressions of nature.

AniThis user is thirty-two flavours and then some. This user enjoys reading almost anything. Miles This user listens to Miles Davis.

I believe

This user believes that fighting for peace is akin to fucking for virginity. This user supports the legalization of same-sex marriage. This user once wanted to be like Joan of Arc but then read how the story ended.

This user supports recycling. This user thinks the global warming issue has been immensely exaggerated This user supports the use of green energy.

This user believes that Nationalism is good for culture but bad for politics. This user firmly believes that this is a better world because of the presence of dogs. Murder... This user thinks that murders go wonderfully with dinner.

This user knows the difference between beauty and trash. This user supports sustainable living. BBThis user knows that it is not what he is underneath, it is what he does that defines him.

TDKThis user knows that the night is darkest just before the dawn. oasis Someday you will find this user caught beneath the landslide in a Champagne Supernova in the sky. This user knows that a boy's best friend is his mother.

Sin CityThis user knows that if you walk down the right back alley in Sin City, you can find anything... MSFThis user supports Médecins Sans Frontières. This user prefers to use herbal remedies.

This user thinks healthy food is vital to mental health. This user believes Jesus is still relevant in modern times. This user believes GOD saves everyone - including YOU!

I communicate

SoE-5This fine gentleman, or if so permitted this proper Southern belle, is a genuine pro-fessional eloquent speaker of our delightful Southern English. fr-5Cet utilisateur parle français à un niveau professionnel.

en-us -5This user can contribute at a professional level of American English. en-ca -5This user can contribute at a professional level of Canadian English.

spa-4Este user le speaka el Spanglish al nivel profesional. eur-1Dieser user peut contributer at una gebasic niveau del europanto.

...This user would like to be able to speak more languages. sar-2This user is an intermediate speaker of sarcasm.

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And Finally

Also, sadly, if it wasn't such a long code I would use this as my signature. Affinity likely•Hello•

And it doesn't work even in Internet Explorer!

I just wanted to have this signature someplace so I could remember it, fondly.